Client:It’s too green. Make it greener.
Me: What? But… I thought it was too green?
Client:Exactly. Adding a bit more should make it a bit blue. Or yellow. I’m not sure which…
It’s contest time! I’m giving away two copies of this 13”x19” print… FOR FREE! Here is how you get one.
Copy 1: LIKE my Facebook page. I will randomly pick one new Liker on 3/4/2014 and ship you a copy.
Copy 2: Reblog this post. I will randomly pick one reblogger on 3/4/2014 and ship you a copy.
Or… if you don’t want to mess around with all this nonsense, just buy one right now at my Etsy shop!
Normandy SR-1 Squad
Sometimes I just feel inexplicably guilty for all the plants I’ve neglected to death.
I was designing a female mascot.
Client: I want a mascot that appeals to both male AND female viewers!
I make a motherly figure.
Client: …. Obviously, she’s too fat. Can you make her look like a blonde Wonder Woman?
Against my better judgement, I do.
Client: Make her breasts bigger too! And let’s make those daisy dukes, and we’ll have her holding a shotgun!